What T:ME is It?

Morris Day Says Its T:ME

I hope you are having a lovely Thanksgiving T:ME. Eye nose eye am, and with this T:ME off, coupled with the coo coo crazy pandemic, I have updated the website like a mofo! The biggest main event in the land of updates is of course a brand new homebrew review:

It's T:ME to get funky with T:ME Salvo. In addition, I have republished TONS of articles and old news stories from the old site, updated the cheat section with tons of new content including the Midnight Mutants walkthrough that John K Harvey and I wrote, and I added new content to the articles section. I'm proud of these: All Final Bosses Ranked and Top 10 Infamous Gameplay Moments. You'll get a kick out of those. I added old Atari 7800 Gamepro Ads and Reviews, reviewed a bunch of games (Ninja Golf, One on One, Mat Mania Challenge, Jinks... just to name a few) and so much more I forgot. T:ME to take a break and eat a turkey sammich. Swaggin' on ya.

Dreamy, Steamy Content

 Funkmaster V vs. 1992 Dream Team

Between movie shoots, I am trying to cram as much content as I can onto the site. In another edition of Funk vs. Atari, I try to surpass the 1992 Dream Team's mark of 8 wins in a row on BASKETBRAWL. Can I do it? (WATCH AND SEEEEEEEEE)

Also, I finally completed an article ranking all Atari 7800 Endings... first to worst.  I've been wanting to do this article since like the early 2000's.... finally got around to it, and I like how it reads. It's on the Lists and Article tabs.

I also added cheats, articles and reviews for Karateka, Burgertime (Beef Drop), Motorpyscho, Astro Blaster, Alien Brigade. Dig Dug, Xevious, Crossbow, Double Dragon, Touchdown Football, Fight Night, Crack'ed, Santa Simon, Super Skateboardin', Planet Smashers and of the big daddy of them all, a review of Bentley Bear's Crystal Quest. 

http://www.atari7800forever.com/bbcqr.html

Autumn Updates from the Land of Funk

Reviews and All the Jive 

As we prepare for this crappy year 2020 to die wheezing, we here on the Mothership are ramping up some new reviews, unboxing videos and resurrecting old articles from the old site for your retro needs. Search the site for a written review for the new, value homebrew game GoSub, a new unboxing video and an updated Double Dragon cheat guide. You will be entertained!!!

 

Return of the King!

Well, Hello There... Sexies

Funkmaster V interviews Bob Decrescenzo (Pac Man Plus)

After several years out of the Atari 7800 game, Cousin Vinnie aka Funkmaster V aka Vinnie Vineyard is back to rebuild the biggest Atari 7800 website in the known universe. Once upon a time, "Cousin Vinnie's Atari 7800 Panoramic Froo-Froo" boasted every review of every Atari 7800 game that every existed. 

There's a booty-load more games now. It's gonna be a task. 

Well, it's time to get to work. I'll be focusing on reviewing all of the games again, but there will also be all original articles, cheat codes, interviews and videos out the wa-zoo. How about this one where I break the Twin Galaxies' Tower Toppler record, making that Jason rube cry pixelated tears? Is that savage enough for you?

Funkmaster V Attempts to Break the World Record on Tower Toppler

Here, I unbox a bunch of odd games that could or could not be legal to own. I could go to jail for this jive... do you care? NO. But I dont care about that... I CARE ABOUT YOUR ATARI 7800 NEEDZ. THAT'S LOVE.

Funkmaster V Unboxes Atari 7800 Homebrews and a Bunch of Odd Thangs

Do you not see how funktastic this site is gonna be? No? Well, hold my hand baby. I'll lead you to the promised land. More content soon.